So you think you can dance?

Fox's So You Think You Can Dance is still searching for hoofers across the country for Season No. 5, and producers will be stopping in Denver next month to take a look at what we've got. The instructions aren't all that complex: "We are looking for fabulous dancers and great performers! All Styles! All Dancers! Dress to impress . . . Stand out from the crowd . . . and show us what you've got!" The fine print, however, says that your audition music must be on CD format and available commercially, you should be prepared to dance to another song that the judges choose and that you must be between the ages of 18 and 30.

* When: Doors open at 8 a.m. Thursday, March 12

* Where: Paramount Theatre

* Information: fox.com/dance

Incoming!

New reality coming our way this week:

* American Loggers 8 p.m. Friday - The Discovery Channel dips into its Ice Road Truckers-style of reality to follow a family of Maine logging truckers who supply paper mills.

* The Celebrity Apprentice, Season 2 7 p.m. Sunday on 9News - The Donald returns with a group of C-list celebs that includes Andrew Dice Clay, Khloe Kardashian, Joan and Melissa Rivers, and Dennis Rodman.

Beware the thorns

ABC has been hyping the ending of the latest Bachelor, guaranteeing an ending that will make us gasp, groan or at least not throw things at the telly. "Shocking" is the word the producer is using, even though star Jason Mesnick has already gushed that he's "engaged" and "completely in love." However, we might have to tune in for a few more hours to get to the good stuff. ABC has scheduled not just an "After The Final Rose" special on Monday, but also an "After the Final Rose, Part 2" special on Tuesday.